How to Avoid Death by Protester

With calls to put London bankers under the guillotine coming from the protest-filled streets of the city, financiers under pressure may wish to consider a few recommendations and alterations to their daily routine.

The list of helpful hints comes from, not surprisingly, Forbes, which suggests bankers forego the loafers and briefcases for running shoes and hemp shoulder bags. If caught in a face-to-face confrontation, financial professionals are urged to have several hot button targets like “the establishment” and “tax dodgers” at the ready.

A slideshow identifying the various molotov cocktail-throwing group accompanies the sage advice.